[girl laughs]
wh- why did she laugh at me?
*NFKRZ tries to act like he's crying, but fails miserably*
HOLLLYYSHIIIT
hello blazers, NFKRZ here. How you guys doin' today? welcome to a brand new video.
in today's video guys, i decided to try out something new in (on) my channel. (It's not necessarily new but alright )
basically guys, the thing is, you guys obviously know that I'm russian.
a lot of russians, that come across my videos, they always say like "i thought you were from america" or something.
and the last time I was visiting my grandma, she said (told) me, that I'm uh, handsome, and I look like "handsome young american", whatever that means.
but today guys, what I've decided to do, is try to hit up the russian video chat, *ignore the text below this*
and pretend to be american on it, and maybe we could get some funny reactions.
*kid gets off the chat, NFKRZ BANGRZ laughs *
so far not so good, everybody. everybody's basically just skipping on me, because people are literally just sitting on video chat to jerk off to bitches. (What's new)
it's been 5 minutes on this video chat, and i think ive already seen like 3 dicks/pee pees. so uh... it's going great.
*well known russian greeting being preformored here by two russians*
MAN: What's up, how are you
NFKRZ: uh pretty good
- english, in english, yeah? - yeah.
- where are you from?
- america.
- V-VPN. - aah, VPN program.
- understand... understood, understood.
- what is your name, what is your name bro? - roman.
- what, what? - roman.
- woman?? *yes*
- what is your surname? - i can't answer that. [chuckles]
- i know, what is your name, what is your surname - and it is "FAK YU", karochin!
there you go guys, ive established an epic connection there.
i just realized that I have fucked up though, because it shows my location, that I'm in russia, so... that's- that's given me out to the putin regime right here.
i tried to use a canadian proxy, so that it would show my location, but it doesn't even work.
[confused laughter]
like, this is the reason why video chats need to be canceled.
by the way, I know you guys have to rely on my translation down below, but...
im- im not lying, okay? He literally said that. *Whaaaaaaaaaat is up, pedoalert nation
im calling Keemstar on this one, bruh.
- you okay? - okiey, okiey. - you okay, dude?
*H I C C* Oi blyat.
*two lebanese people speaking their arabic dialect*
[Akon ft. Eminem - "Smack That"] ♩ ♫ Smack that, all on the floor Smack that, give me some more Smack that, 'til you get sore... ♬ ♪
*laughing*
wh- why did she laugh at me?
*NFKRZ tries to act like he's crying, but fails miserably* i feel so offended right now.
4000rth pee pee NFKRZ has seen today honestly guys, this is the most depressing "video chat" video, you've ever seen in your entire life.
It's just me getting bullied for my haircut.
why do they keep laughing at me, dude? *guess, the answer will shock you*
im fucking tried of seeing all of these dicks/ pee pees, okay?
i literally have been recording maybe for like 40 minutes, and I've already seen like, maybe 25 or 30 pee pees.
the real question I have, is why are they just sitting there and jerking off, when they could like, you know,
get a dating app and find a girlfriend, or something? Speaking of which...
NFKRZ SELLS OUT JUST LIKE HOW PYRO DID IN HIS 250K SUBS SPECIAL
And also, the creators of the app have given me an idea for an epic contest to you guys.
basically, the creators of the app are giving away 10 free premium accounts. (WOW)
and what you need to do, to receive a Premium account:
in the comments of this video, share your funniest or weirdest - any story about a dating app experience, that you had before.
also, when you type down your story, make sure to include a code of your account down in the comments,
it's located on the page where you edit your profile, right at the very end.
So yeah, i really hope somebody participates in the contest, because like honestly, of course the...
NFKRZ bangerz's audience is like, 12-year-olds that, I dunno, have never even talked to a girl, *no, your fanbase are all worthy of the british title "topshagger"
just like myself. [laughs]
but I hope, at least some of the NFKRZ fanbase has smelled a woman before, and can share a funny story with us.
oooh daaamn, son!
girl: hello *something something*
miss me with that gay shit. (x2)
you see guys, I'm sorry, but this video has turned into something different.
i wanted to do a video, where I pretend to be american, but I can't even change my location. *you said that already*
and like, the majority of people in here don't even speak english, or it's like creepy old pedophiles. (keemsarts got content for the next few weeks)
nice, nice.
he keeps jerking off by the way, guys.
*laughing*
lol
real talented bois singing here
he's continuing to sing
but yeah guys, i hope you guys did enjoy today's video. it was a bit different from what I usually do, and...
i actually gave up on my original concept of the video, to you know, pretend to be american, because nobody can speak english for shit.
but if you guys did enjoy this video, and want to see something more like this in the future,
make sure to slap the muthafuckin' like on this video, support my patreon, yada yada yada.
follow my instagram, and i will see you guys in the next video.
PEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZAH
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